| | [No] Sex in the Village
So The Groom has been away since zee 1st of June, quirks. It is now mid July and there is yet an entire month to wait until my needs will be met.
I can't get no. No, seriously, people. I'm like an inmate locked in confinement. Solitary confinement.
I have no sex life.
I watch "Mystic River," and lust for Sean Penn, that's how bad it is. I nearly ran over an incredibly sexy man yesterday, who was taking an evening run. That's how frustrated I am. "You're hot, dude. You don't deserve to live." And I can't fucking get any. Sleep.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe, The Groom is getting impatient, too. "What are you wearing," he now says over the phone, instead of a courteous 'hello.'
I'm afraid our sex life will never be the same after this.
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| | Posted 7/15/2004 2:37 PM - 124 Views - 50 eProps - 28 comments
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